Produced by the Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild comes the Incredible Mind Control Mints. Not just a tin of delicious mints – a telepathic boost! NOW you can experience: Alpha waves from 8 – 15 Hz! Beta waves from 16 – 31 Hz! Gamma waves from 32 – 100 Hz! Delta waves up to nearly 4 Hz! Theta waves from 4 – 7 Hz! Mu waves from 8 – 12 Hz! You won’t need the power of suggestion to be kissable! Each 4 ounce tin of pepper mints is sealed in an illustrated box and stored in a smoke and pet free environment.