Description

Produced by the Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild comes Einstein Relatively Strong Mints. In Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime. This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly known as mealtime. Now, lunchtime and dinnertime can sometimes have an adverse impact on one’s breath, making it difficult to have a goodtime and leading to a lot of alonetime. And that’s where Einstein’s Relatively Strong Mints come in. After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and your breath will be fresh in notime. Before you know it, you’ll be having a goodtime and looking forward to bedtime. Each .4 ounce tin of mints is sealed in an illustrated box and stored in a smoke and pet free environment.

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